Posts Tagged ‘The Marines’

Hold On, It Gets Better

Preacher Joe is ATM-ing / grabbing traveling dough

Sue called him at four A.M. / “I’m carrying your baby, Joe”

very inconvenient / Sue’s married to Mean Dean

Dean has a pirate eye-patch / owns more guns than the Marines

hold on, it gets better

five Supreme Court peanut eaters / stroll out of a bar

they hi-jack a nearby election / drive it off like a stolen car

they take a right-turn joyride / get stuck on some railroad tracks

freight train barreling down the hill / welcome to Iraq

hold on, it gets better

Preacher Joe changes a flat / whoops, it’s a tornado!

Mean Dean owns two big piranhas / aquarium talk radio

Sue looks out a window / as Preacher Joe flies by

Dean serves his fish the neighbor’s cat / who’s name¬†was Garfield

hold on, it gets better

meow

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