Fabulous Las Vegas Bridge
fabulous Las Vegas bridge / I stand in the heat and I sing
yonder’s the Statue of Liberty / such a pretty little thing
you’re right, she’s not all that little / as she winks at the Eiffel Tower
I have enough money for Gallo / only been out here about an hour
fabulous Las Vegas bridge / a woman with legs as long
as my shot at winning her / walks right by my song
people pose with Frankenstein / for zany photographs
photos for their Facebooks / all their friends will laugh
fabulous Las Vegas bridge / yonder’s the MGM
Jimmy Buffett always plays there / the last time I saw Jim
was way back in ’99 / I got into a fight
with some rowdy Parrotheads / it was quite a night
got my butt kicked
fabulous Las Vegas bridge / I made this cardboard sign
that says I need money for beer / even though I always drink wine
listen to that ambulance / they go by every few minutes
one just drove right under me / I’m glad that I’m not in it
copyright G.A. Miller