Amtrak Ejectee Blues
so I’m drinking on the Amtrak / back in their fine lounge car (x2)
I’m pounding the Margaritas / hitting on a woman named Dar……..lene
Darlene does not appreciate me / so I hit on her mother, Claire (x2)
they stop that train and they eject me / in the middle of nowhere
am I still in Idaho? / looks like I might be farther south (x2)
alligator swamps all around me / nasty teeth in that one’s mouth
looks like I picked a bad day / to wear my alligator shoes (x2)
I’m a city boy stuck in the bayous / Amtrak ejectee blues
the mosquitoes sound like chainsaws / and I’ve seen seven UFOs (x2)
someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah / and I hear Dueling Banjos
mercy
copyright – G.A. Miller
photo by Lizzie Miller
