Fabulous Las Vegas Bridge
fabulous Las Vegas bridge / I stand in the heat and I sing
yonder’s the Statue of Liberty / such a pretty little thing
you’re right, she’s not all that little / as she winks at the Eiffel Tower
I have enough money for Gallo / only been out here about an hour
fabulous Las Vegas bridge / a woman with legs as long
as my shot at winning her / walks right by my song
people pose with Frankenstein / for zany photographs
photos for their Facebooks / all their friends will laugh
fabulous Las Vegas bridge / yonder’s the MGM
Jimmy Buffett always plays there / the last time I saw Jim
was way back in ’99 / I got into a fight
with some rowdy Parrotheads / it was quite a night
got my butt kicked
fabulous Las Vegas bridge / I made this cardboard sign
that says I need money for beer / even though I always drink wine
listen to that ambulance / they go by every few minutes
one just drove right under me / I’m glad that I’m not in it
copyright G.A. Miller
i did these but my likes didn’t go through.
was going to say
haven’t seen him since 79
i’m not old
lol
I actually saw him a couple years ago in Vegas after a few good nights on the bridge. As usual,the truth wasn’t good enough for me and I had to make stuff up. Jimmy still puts on a great show.
LOL i hope you had a nice belgian waffle with strawberries while you were there. oh no they blew the Sands up.
Yeah, I had to settle for a bottle of Gallo and a rattlesnake barbecued over a desert campfire on the edge of town. Thanks for listening Raechel.
oh no that’s about the worst thing you can eat in vegas
Yeah. Wait, there was this Taco Bell on Tropicana…but I don’t want to talk about it. 😦
oh no