Archive for November, 2013
there it is…
Posted: November 29, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in about waterTags: Beaches, Florida Gulf Coast, Piers, Umbrellas
I Went Down to the Mall (acoustic version)
Posted: November 28, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in g.a. miller songs with lyricsTags: Cigars, folk music, Grateful Dead, Humor, Malls, Midgets, Radio Shack
I Went Down to the Mall
I went down to the mall today / top-hat on my head
bathrobe and flip-flops / whistling the Grateful Dead
I went into the Radio Shack and the good old Tenderbox / as usual I stayed away from that store selling only sox
I went down to the mall / I went down to the mall
Caesar went to Gaul / I went down to the mall
I checked out the movie marquee / nothing I wanted to see
so I sat on a bench with a lemonade / they had a whale of a Christmas tree
teenagers were everywhere / our nation’s future leaders
I sat and wondered how many of them / were packing 9 millimeters
I went down to the mall / I went down to the mall
Newton saw an apple fall / I went down to the mall
Victoria’s Secrets window / God, I’m a lonely guy
was it just another acid flashback / or did that blonde in black say hi?
Phil the Midget showed up / I pulled out two cigars
we went outside and lit ’em / then walked down to the bars
I went down to the mall / I went down to the mall
Everest is too tall / I went down to the mall
copyright – G.A. Miller
Darn It Ashley
Posted: November 26, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in g.a. miller songs with lyricsTags: Attempted Humor, Colorado Rockies, Denver, Folksingers, Grizzly Bears, Hiking, Larry Walker, Moonshine
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Darn It Ashley
so I’m hiking up in the mountains / with Ashley my girlfriend
unaware our happy trail / is about to end
we run into this mountain man / the mountain man says “hiya”
Speedo and a coonskin hat / he says his name is Jeremiah
darn it Ashley
Jeremiah has a moonshine jug / he’s a typical mountain man
Ashley takes a chug-a-lug / says “Jer, I like your tan”
well, we pass that jug around / I head for the moonshine zone
people let me tell you when I wake up / man, I’m all alone
darn it Ashley
I sit down near the waterfall / to eat a little trail mix
I start in to missing Denver / God, how I love bricks
now this isn’t the first time / old Ashley’s gone astray
there was this cross-eyed matador / way down Mexico way
darn it Ashley
as Ashley’s out cavorting / with that Jeremiah dude
I sit around with my trail mix / longing for fast food
a Grizzly Bear comes nosing around / I figure it’s time to leave
Jeremiah my mama’s bowling ball / his name is probably Bruce or Steve
must reach Taco Bell
so I hop into my Neon / head back to civilization
turn on the Rockies game / to cheers and ovation
Larry Walker hits one out / the Rocks are up by three
Ashley don’t like baseball / baseball’s been good to me
darn it Ashley
copyright – G.A. Miller
drawing by Lizzie Miller
one of my favorite shower curtains
Posted: November 25, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in autobiographyTags: Attempted Humor, Beer and Loafing, Florida Man, Shower Curtains
Pigeon, Tired of New York, Moves to Florida
Posted: November 23, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in wildlife photosTags: Attempted Humor, Beaches, Florida Gulf Coast, Piers, Pigeons
“hey old fart, play free (chirp) bird (chirp chirp!)”
Posted: November 22, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in photos with hats in themTags: Attempted Humor, Birds, Demented Songwriters, Florida, Golf Courses, Hats
Heber The Polygamist Rides Again
Posted: November 19, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in g.a. miller songs with lyricsTags: Attempted Humor, folk music, Love Songs, Polygamy, Rug Rats, Taos
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Heber The Polygamist Rides Again
I’m Heber the polygamist / wandering up and down the halls
tripping over the little rug-rats / man, I’m having me a ball, y’all
I’m Heber, Heber, Heber, I’m Heber / the polygamist
I’m Heber the polygamist / we all live in a great big house
all my wives are local girls / except for Judy, who I met in Taos
that’s Judy over there on guard duty
I’m Heber, Heber, Heber, I’m Heber / the polygamist
I’m Heber the polygamist / got an urge for number six
she does stuff they do in France / I don’t know where she learned those tricks
but I like ’em
I’m Heber, Heber, Heber, I’m Heber / H-E-B-E-R
I’m Heber the polygamist / wandering up and down the halls
my legs are getting wobbly / man, I’m crashing into walls
but I please ’em all
’cause I’m Heber, Heber, Heber, I’m Heber / the polygamist
I’m Heber the polygamist / man, I gotta go somewhere
throw the dog on the Cadillac roof / where am I going? hell, who cares
I’m Heber, Heber, Heber, I’m Heber / the polygamist
copyright – G.A. Miller
photo by Lizzie Miller
my all-time best ufo photograph
Posted: November 17, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in autobiographyTags: Florida Man, Golf Balls, Saints Win, UFOs
The Last Time I Saw Mobile
Posted: November 17, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in sorta on the roadTags: Alabama, Attempted Humor, Downtown, Interstate 10, Mobile
Wildfire, My Pet Snail
Posted: November 15, 2013 by gamillerlasvegas in g.a. miller songs with lyricsTags: Attempted Humor, Chris Jamison, Country Music, Pet Snails, Wildfire
https://soundcloud.com/g-a-miller/wildfire-my-pet-snail
Wildfire, My Pet Snail
(chorus) he’s Wildfire, my pet snail / he ain’t as fast as light rail
I gotta smile when he wags that tail / he’s Wildfire, my pet snail
I found him outside under a plant / surrounded by some hungry ants
felt sorry for him and picked him up / then he wagged that tail like a friendly pup
(repeat chorus)
he ain’t much work as pets go / he don’t cost me any dough
I can fly to Paris, check out the Louvre / then fly back home, he’s barely moved
(repeat chorus)
he lives in my old aquarium / someday he’ll die and I will bury ‘um
down by the river in a thunder shower / and once a year I’ll bring him flowers
(repeat chorus)
copyright – G.A. Miller
photo by Lizzie Miller